SKU: 96395883640

Funny Bathroom Hand Towel - "Get Naked Just Kidding This is a Half Bath"

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Funny Bathroom Hand Towel - "Get Naked Just Kidding This is a Half Bath"This towel is judging your life choices. If you've ever had a guest make things weird in your tiny bathroom, this is the hand towel for you. Designed for the half bath or powder room that needs clear, sassy boundaries, this towel ensures your guests know exactly what kind of nudity is *not* permitted. It's the perfect humorous accessory to ensure your house rules are observed. Half Bath Protocol Specs: Flour Sack 28 x 29: light, crisp, and ready for

This towel is judging your life choices.

If you've ever had a guest make things weird in your tiny bathroom, this is the hand towel for you. Designed for the half bath or powder room that needs clear, sassy boundaries, this towel ensures your guests know exactly what kind of nudity is *not* permitted. It's the perfect humorous accessory to ensure your house rules are observed.

Half-Bath Protocol Specs:
• Flour Sack – 28” x 29”: light, crisp, and ready for guests
• Waffle Weave – 15” x 26”: textured and highly absorbent
• Terrycloth – 16” x 30”: soft, absorbent, and judgment-free

Rules Enforcement Notice:
• Other towel colors available—requests welcome (just like rule breakers)
• Sizes are approximate (like the amount of time you spend in there)
• Wash before use (no one wants to make it weird)
• Polyester thread resists bleach (holds up to scrutiny)
• Made to order, no two are exactly alike (but the rules apply to everyone)
• Customizations may have an additional charge (to make it even weirder)

Keep your powder room civil and check out RivetingCrafts.com for more sassy home décor and be sure to follow Riveting Crafts on Facebook for sneak peeks, special offers, and all things gloriously made and rule-abiding.

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Love to Listen
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★★★★★ 5
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Color: Glue-Free Surface - Round, Set name: Set of 3 (S, M, XL)
Very good. Thanks for the proper care instructions. Not too heavy and good sizing, A+.
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Jack Houghton
Houston, US
★★★★★ 4
Nice bamboo cutting board set.
Color: Glue-Free Surface - Round, Set name: Set of 3 (S, M, XL)
So far have held up very well, and I feel better about not using plastic cutting boards. Good sizes, fairly easy to wash, but it’s a shame you can’t put them in the dishwasher. Overall a very good, sturdy product.
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Michelle Thibault
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 5
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Color: Glue-Free Surface - Round, Set name: Set of 3 (S, M, XL)
Fantastic boards, easy to wash, dry and oil. Don’t put in dishwasher as the wood may split. Hand wash and dry it right away and stand it on its side to dry.
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The purchase of a wooden cutting board was another selection in my quest to eliminate plastic from my environment when feasible. I had forgotten how great a wooden cutting board is to use. This one is solid, beautiful, and worked well with a sharp knife. It stayed firm on the counter, without sliding. The trough around the perimeter was effective in keeping any fluids from spilling onto the counter top. The size was perfect, allowing me to easily cut and contain the vegetables I was dealing with. Yet it was small enough to easily store and pull out for use. I followed the instructions for caring for the board, washing it with soapy water, drying it immediately, and wiping it with food safe oil. It’s been a solid purchase that will undoubtedly be a workhorse in my kitchen. The first use allowed me to toss my 3 cutting boards that I’ve been using for years and were worn. I’m anxious to see if it holds up with the daily use I’ll undoubtedly subject it to.
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