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Legs and the Two-Ton Dick

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Legs and the Two-Ton DickWhen Talia Green answers a Craigs List ad to work for the faux fat former police detective, Porter Nepal, she assumes shell be a glorified errand girl but she soon finds her duties include making coffee, tailing suspects, and solving the biggest murder mystery San Francisco has ever seen: beloved rock star Buster Bones, found strangled in his recording studio. And the prime suspect is Busters foul mouthed wife and muse Minnie Throw in a two timing

When Talia Green answers a CraigÕs List ad to work for the faux-fat former police detective, Porter Nepal, she assumes sheÕll be a glorified errand girl É but she soon finds her duties include making coffee, tailing suspects, and solving the biggest murder mystery San Francisco has ever seen: beloved rock star Buster Bones, found strangled in his recording studio.
And the prime suspect is BusterÕs foul-mouthed wife-and-muse Minnie É
Throw in a two-timing three-way polygamist, a music mogul with incredible partying skills, a wild child pop-star with an embarrassingly mundane secret, a gay surf gang and the Pacific Ocean, and you have a rollercoaster ride guaranteed to keep you entertained from the Presidio to Daly City and back!

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patricia williams
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 4
Well made, durable doggie toy for medium size dog.
Color: Squeaky Corn Dog Toys
Good dog toy. A little heavy, but it looks durable and my doggie likes it.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 14, 2026
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Randy
Massapequa, US
★★★★★ 5
GREAT FOR TOUGH CHEWERS!!!
Color: Squeaky Corn Dog Toys
AMAZING FOR TOUGH CHEWERS!!! I did NOT buy this toy with the intentions of it lasting longer than the usual couple of hours for chew toys and tug toys for my three pits (I really only bought it because my puppy likes to chomp when I scratch her booty and corn shaped toys make it look like she is “corn cobbing” the kernels right off). I don’t know if it’s the kernel design or what….but my tough chewers have not been able to make a dent!! And that is NOT from lack of trying!! They usually get through even the toughest toys within a DAY at the most of me giving them to them. I usually buy a few, so they can have at least a few days worth of fun. With this toy, they have tried even harder! It’s almost like it is not personal…because they can’t get through this one! Haha The string part didn’t stand a chance. In fact, I cut that off within an hour. It was short and hard to hold on to. The threads came apart pretty quickly. I cut that part off. But the corn part?!?! I wish ALL toys were made out of that texture!! I am gobsmacked that the cob is still intact, with each and every kernel still in place!! If you have a tough chewer…give this one a shot! I am ordering two more right now!! So they can each have their own ear!
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Reviewed in the United States on March 24, 2026
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Paige Barzycki
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 3
Cute but not Durable
Color: Squeaky Corn Dog Toys
It’s a very cute dog toy but for it being labeled for “aggressive chewers” I thought it would last longer than 3 days here.. I now have small chunks of “corn” all over my house and had to throw this toy away.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 28, 2025
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Kelly
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 5
My dog loves these
Color: Squeaky Corn Dog Toys
I have a healer and he loves his corn. He does go through them every couple months but he’s a very aggressive chewer. He mostly loves to play catch with them. I have ordered many of these.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 25, 2026
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cbeach710
Natrona Heights, US
★★★★★ 5
Kind of hilarious
Color: Squeaky Corn Dog Toys
I bought this for my golden puppy during peak teething time, and she showed no interest for 2 more months before becoming obsessed with it. It squeaks pretty loud & she appears to enjoy that. She also carries it while running by the rope end and flails it around to play lol. Worth it.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 19, 2026

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